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Canuto de Paredón, El Chalténs Best-Kept Secret

Published on 19-11-2025 by El Perro Negro
The weather has finally cleared. After being cooped up by a spell of bad weather, we needed a hike to shake off the rust. The perfect solution? A half-day adven...

The Apartment

Published on 15-11-2025 by El Perro Negro
We’ve been housebound, or more accurately, apartment-bound, for the last few days. The reason? Patagonia is showing off outside our window with hurricane-forc...

A Windy morning on Cerro Antenna

Published on 13-11-2025 by El Perro Negro
The Patagonian weather is finally breaking. After days of settled conditions, the script has flipped: while patches of sun still linger, the peaks are now swadd...

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly of Laguna Torre

Published on 08-11-2025 by El Perro Negro
Just back from a stunning two-day backpacking trip to Laguna Torre, at the foot of the mighty Cerro Torre. We're committed to honest travel tales—the sublime,...

Feathered Findings November 7th & 8th

Published on 08-11-2025 by Kiersten
Some of my favourite finds during our two day camping trip to Laguna Torre, returning via a Laguna Capri.  The Torrent Duck obviously has it's own post. I love...

Patagonian Patience and Dive-Bombing Birds

Published on 06-11-2025 by El Perro Negro
Sometimes, the most challenging part of an adventure isn't a gruelling hike or a blizzard on a pass—it's the patience required when your plans are put on hold...

Feathered Findings November 6th

Published on 06-11-2025 by Kiersten
Some of my favourite finds from a potter about town. I've been feeling pretty rough with some bug I've caught, I'm hopeful I'm over the worst now so I'm catchin...

A Tale of Foiled Plans and Four-Hour Pints

Published on 05-11-2025 by El Perro Negro
Greetings from the bottom of the world, where the weather is as predictable as a coin flip and the beer is cheaper than a decent cup of coffee.

Smooth Move, Supermarket Chaos & Happy Hour Luck

Published on 03-11-2025 by El Perro Negro
Today marked a little shift in our Patagonian adventure. We said a temporary goodbye to the wonderful Gabriella at the Hotel Confin Patagonico (thanks to Claudi...