I do love my adopted homeland, but rural Spain still can't seem to get it's head around those strange beings called "Vegetarians". A conversation that I had this week when there was nothing on a menu that didn't include meat or fish
Me: My wife is a vegetarian can she have just egg and chips?
Waiter: Oh no, does she have an allergy to meat?
Me: Er yes, sort of
Waiter: OK, certainly we could do that. Would she like some chorizo with the egg and chips?